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Worst Poetry on a Bumper Sticker

September 22nd, 2009 (09:27 pm)

current mood: amused

My nominee for the worst poem spotted today on a bumper sticker has to be this one, on the bumper of a huge, honkin', beat-up old pickup. The bumper sticker is for Crow's Creations, which I assume is a tattoo parlor. Here is the poem:

Tattoos are colorful,
Piercings are neat.
Get one now
Before you're across the street.

Ahh. Just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?

The driver wasn't sporting any apparent body art. At least, not where I could see it.


Posted by: the artist formerly known as kytyn (melydia)
Posted at: September 24th, 2009 12:48 pm (UTC)

Wow. Even "before you cross the street" would have been better.

Do you happen to recall where the license plate was from? Because Google tells me the Crow's Creations tattoo parlor is in New Hampshire. (It's more convinced that Crow's Creations is actually a pottery shop in Oregon, though something tells me they don't do many piercings.)

Posted by: petrini1 (petrini1)
Posted at: September 24th, 2009 12:54 pm (UTC)

The license plate was a Virginia one. But yes, Crows would be in New Hampshire. The bumper sticker showed a phone number that began with 603. A the time I couldn't think of where that was. As soon as you said New Hampshire, I remembered that my sister in NH has a 603 area code.

So, not the pottery shop in Oregon.

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